The Romance Scammer π¬
[10:19] (Cue upbeat 1930s jazz. I stare directly into the camera, adjusting my glasses. You see, New York is full of people trying to fill a void. This is just one more story out of so many stories.)
A hyena that wants to be the chosen one. π
The wolf that wants to climb the hyena's pocket social ladder, while searching for a place to stay at the Joker's house, disguised as 'love'. πΊπ΅
The joker that catches everything and flies around like a real alien, caught up to the scam and... π½
The narrator. Just trying to bring some... order to this circus. π€
The Lineup
Hyena: Wants love. Has everything, but will never have the one thing that matters: true love. Current mood: furious and jealous.
Wolf: Wants vicoins & marriage. Lost the most important thing: his mind. Current mood: angry.
Joker: Needs real love. Currently mixing potions to morph Hyena into a bitter apple. ππ§ͺ Almost there! Keep mixing π!!!
Narrator: Operating within their assigned role (narrating). Current status: fantastic. β¨
While Hyena fumes and Wolf loses his grip, Joker is having the last laugh and 'Spa time'.
The narrator is laughing like crazy. π€ͺ (Where does the blondie fit in? Haha... I saw it!)
The Final Verdict: Everyone will get what they deserve! βοΈ
Any resemblance to real-life characters is purely coincidental.